02 Oct

So stop doing everything

And hear me out

Getting pretty old

So cant really shout

The story starts in such a dry day

For mohondas karamchand Gandhi

We drunkard buddies

Drank  fresh lime soda and acted gay

Later in the day when fifa was done

We tried to figure out

What is left where we can have fun

Ended up in a restaurant/bar

And we had to walk a lot

As none of us could afford a car

When ordered food

I suddenly sensed something is wrong

A marriage was going on by the side

And the bride was a beautiful bong

Suddenly the  sister of the bride saw me and ran

I remembered the bride was my girlfriend

And we had some not so cool together fun

We placed the order and the ex shows up

Says “ come have food at my wedding , its so delicious that will make you burp”

Buddy was all set as the menu was good

I thought if to avenge my misdeed

Did she poison my food??

Friends of the bride came to say hi

I knew they are about to do stuffs

That makes me wish if I could die

Finally the groom shook my hand

And said “ have heard a lot about you “

I was wondering if he was honest while talking

Or his asking had the sarcasm of a kind new

That was the day to remember

If not for anything

Must be for the fish finger

So that’s the story I had to tell

I was the cat who rang the dog’s bell

I hope you all have heard me out

Getting pretty old yet had to shout